Its been just a day since the Orange Box’s release and the ending credits have already been posted online. Valve must have a very good sense of humor for making one of the most amusing ending sequences for a video game.

And then there’s always the moist and delicious cake…
I must eat, eat, eat it

The Credit Song is entitled “Still Alive”
Written by Jonathan Coulton
Sung by Ellen McLain

Why can’t I stop replaying this song?

PS: The cake is not a lie!!!
PPS: Song lyrics below:

This Was A Triumph
I’m Making A Note Here:
HUGE SUCCESS
It’s hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there’s no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
Still Alive

I’m not even angry.
I’m being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we’re out of beta.
We’re releasing on time.
So I’m GLAD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you’ll find someone else
to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE… FAT CHANCE…
Anyway, this cake is great.
It’s so delicious and moist.
look at me still talking
when there’s Science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I’m not you.
I’ve experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.

And believe me I am still alive.
I’m doing science and I’m still alive.
I feel fantastic and I’m still alive.
While you’re dying I’ll be still alive.
And when you’re dead I will be still alive.
Still alive.
Still alive.